No Talkie Before Coffee – Soft Grunge, Everyday Large Tote Bag

Because the only thing we’re ready to face in the morning is the coffee machine.

This tote is for the quietly caffeinated, the ones who know mornings are a sacred, silent ritual until that first sip hits. With its moody-girl energy and unapologetic message, it pairs perfectly with oversized hoodies, messy buns, and headphones at max volume. Because setting boundaries starts with your tote and yours says: unless you’re a latte, don’t talk to me.

Whether you're dodging small talk, commuting in silence, or just vibing through your coffee coma, this bag gets you.

Product Features:

• Made to Last: 100% cotton canvas with a sturdy nylon lining.
• Stay Organized: 2 easy-access pockets + a separate zippered pocket for valuables.
• Carry Smart: Dedicated holders for your water bottle and keys, so you’re never digging around.
• Everyday Secure: Full zip-top closure keeps everything safe.
• Size: 42 × 37 cm (HxW). Think of it as your real-life version of Hermione’s beaded bag , sleek on the outside, but big enough to carry just about everything. From your laptop and water bottle to groceries, books, and last-minute extras, this tote is designed to hold it all while keeping you organized with inner pockets, bottle holder, and a zippered closure.

Bag Size IRL:

Work/College: Fits a 16-inch laptop, charger, notebooks, and even a light sweater.
Shopping: Carries 10–12 medium apples, or a couple of folded shirts plus a water bottle.
Daily Use: Big enough for your essentials + extras, but still comfortable to carry on your shoulder.