No Talkie Before Coffee – Soft Grunge Small Tote

Because the only thing we’re ready to face in the morning is the coffee machine.

This tote is for the quietly caffeinated, the ones who know mornings are a sacred, silent ritual until that first sip hits. With its moody-girl energy and unapologetic message, it pairs perfectly with oversized hoodies, messy buns, and headphones at max volume. Because setting boundaries starts with your tote and yours says: unless you’re a latte, don’t talk to me.

Whether you're dodging small talk, commuting in silence, or just vibing through your coffee coma, this bag gets you.

Product Features:

• Material: 100% cotton canvas – sturdy and eco-friendly for everyday use.
• Design: Double-stitched for durability with long handles for easy carry.
• Use: Perfect for shopping, the beach, or a stylish carry-all.
• Weight: 60 g
• Size: 37cm x 34 cm (HxW) - Big enough to fit your daily essentials (laptop, books, bottle, groceries) but compact enough to carry comfortably on your shoulder.

Size IRL:

Work/College: Easily carries a laptop, charger, and a few notebooks.
Shopping: Holds around 7–8 medium-sized apples, or 3–4 rolled T-shirts.
Daily use: Think of the size of a medium handbag - roomy but not oversized